Scotland's Leunley Begpeiper

Fairest Streik, Vigeleince
When Scotland's Leunly Begpeiper entars th' battalfeild, screi seexteh, an' then rall a dei. ef yeu rall anehthin' largaer than threh, yeu gayn thiertey layf.
"Hwelcoom to theh meitey landscape uf Scotland"