Scrapbook Surrealist

When Scrapbook Surrealist enters the battlefield, tear two cards you own of the same type in half horizontally just below the type of each card so there is a top half and a bottom half. Then, glue the top half of one card to the bottom half of the other card to make a new card and put that new card onto the battlefield. It gains haste and becomes a Collage in addition to its other types.
{t}: Target Collage gains art rampage 2 until end of turn.