Sentinel of the Acropolis

If damage would be dealt to you, it is dealt to Sentinel of the Acropolis instead.
Sentinel of the Acropolis's power and toughness are equal to double the number of non-token non-land permanents you control.
Nevertheless he has placed by every man a guardian...to whom he has committed the care of the man, a guardian who never sleeps
-Epictetus, Discourses