Shafira, Foegod of Pain

Flash, Rampage 9, Health, Bands with other Lab Assistants, Affinity for Killbots, Island of Wak-Wak Walk, Protection from Guys named Dave or Thad, Horsemanship
When Shafira, Foegod of Pain enters the battlefield, all players stare at her picture and then try to figure out what her casting cost means.
"WTF!" --Shafira