Ship's Journal

Whenever a Gold artifact token is sacrified, investigate (Put a colorless Clue artifact token onto the battlefield with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
{u}{u}, Sacrifice Ship's Journal: Search your library for a Pirate card. Put it in your hand and shuffle your library.
"Now let us find out which of you slippery maggots looted ya own cap..." - Definitely unamused captain.