Shrek, Ogre God Of Love

+20: Create 1,000,000,000,000,000 2/2 green Ogre creature tokens onto the battlefield.
-X: Create one Shrek, Ogre God Of Love for every land you control, were X is the diameter of a Down Quark. (Roughly 10^-18 meters).
0: Shrek, Ogre God Of Love has Egg. (choose an opponent, if they look at this card, they lose the game, and you can't win the game).