Sirens' Song

Three beautiful and ethereal sirens appear near
you and start singing. Those piloting anything
within 1 mile of you must resist Epic Mind
Control or head straight toward you heedless
of harm! They will crash into each other, run
over people, and try to run into you! These
sirens can't be harmed, targeted, or otherwise
stopped in any way. The singing lasts 1 hour or
until you're dead.