Skullery Maid

Deathtouch
Skullery Maid gets +1/+1 for each other Undead creature you control and -1/-1 for each non-Undead creature you control
This maid's job is to wash dishes, and it looks like she's been at it for quite a long time. Talk about dishpan hands, wow. On the plus side, though, she's gleamingly white, and with a lemon-fresh scent.