Squirrel Man

+2: Put 4 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens onto the battlefield (1 under your opponent's control and 1 under yours.)
-3: squirrelify - target creature loses all abilities and has base power and toughness 1/1 and loses all types and is a green squirrel creature token
-5: put an amount of squirrel creature tokens equal to the amount of squirrels multiplied by 2 under the battlefield under your control