Sssslithering Knight

Firssssst sssstrike
It ssseems that sssomeoene hasss ssslithered sssoullesssly in your way. "Oh, ssso you sssurely wanted to get accesss to thissss card... I guesss it
isssn't posssible at the moment. Sssearch for ssssomething elsssse, sssstranger!" whisssspersssss the sssnake. Yeah, and there'sss alsssso an absssolutely fabulousss knight sssitting on hisss back! "Go to the previous page," ssssayssss the ssslightly ssstrict ssssoldier.