Stripper of Loads

Gear up: Any Equipment on the Battlefield must be Equipped to Stripper of Loads for as long as she is on the Battlefield without paying the equip cost.
Going Commando: If no equipment is equipped to Stripper of Loads, she gains +1/+1, Reach, and target creature must attack each turn.
"Give me your toys, and you'll leave me satisfied and smiling. Give me nothing, and I'll still find a way to be pleasured."