Thanos, Lawful Fishcatcher

{3}{u}{t} Put a bait counter on target creature an opponent controls. You control that creature until Thanos, Lawful Fishcatcher leaves the battlefield.
{3}{w}{t} Put a weight counter on target opponent. That opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by one for every weight counter he or she has.
" Unfortunately, your catch is one pound more than the legal amount. I have to report this. "