The Comedienne

Vigilance Trample Hexproof Lifelink Reach
Toxic 2
Protection from black and blue.
{1} Destroy target creature. Its controller
discards a basic land.
{g} Target creature an opponent controls
gets a -1/-1 counter, The Comedienne gets a
+1/+1 counter.
{p/w} The Comedienne gains Deathtouch.