The Dancing Schmuck

First Strike, Trample
During your upkeep, put a "Boogie Fever" token on the Dancing Schmuck.
{5}{6}{7}{8}: At the attack step, remove {x} "Boogie Fever" tokens from The Dancing Schmuck and disperse them evenly to any number of creatures other than The Dancing Schmuck. Creatures gain First Strike, Trample, and +X/+X for each token assigned, where X equals the number of tokens assigned to the creature.