The Family Dinner

I — Each opponent discards a card and loses 2 life.

II — You may exile a creature from each graveyard. If you do, create 1/1 Molded Creature tokens that are copies of them, except they’re Horrors with “This creature can't block.”

III — Until your next turn, Horrors you control gain menace and “Whenever this creature deals combat damage
to a player, exile a card from their hand or graveyard.”

“Eat. What. I. Made.”