The Goodest Girl

Haste, First strike

Rally —Whenever The Goodest Girl or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
Go for the beans —This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or greater.
Whenever another creature you control dies, return The Goodest Girl to your hand unless you sacrifice a Food token.

Outside. Porch. Scratches. Now.