The Ink Machine

+5: You gain 2 health and all permanents you control gain lifelink and you may play 2 Sammy Lawrence tokens and all Butcher Gang tokens
-17: All tokens get +5+5 and target player takes x amount of damage where x is the amount of mana they have you also have no maximum hand size
-20: All players must take 21 damage and mill 25 cards off of their deck and all permanents from your graveyard get put on the field