The Joshinator

Vigilance
When The Joshinator is played, he calls upon thee trusty trio. Summon two 1:1 human tokens with flying, and one 2:2 human token with first strike.

When The Joshinator or any of thee trusty trio dies, the total damage taken is also received by the attacker. {4}The Joshinator returns to your hand.

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