The One True Pear

Indestructible
When The One True Pear enters the battlefield, exile all other creatures Named The One True Pear, those creatures controllers each create a 0/1 Green and Black Rotten Pear token named The False Pear.
During each opponents upkeep, they must say "Thank You Your Fruitiness", if they don't put three +1/+1 counters on The One True Pear.