The Soda Popper

Equipped creature gains +0/+1 and Random Crits Enabled
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put a hype counter on The Soda Popper
Remove 3 hype counters - Equipped creature gains flying until end of turn
Remove 7 hype counters, sacrifice The Soda Popper - All creatures you control gain flying until end of turn. Activate only if The Soda Popper is unequipped.
Equip {3}