Timothy, Timeless Scribe

Ward—Oral Interpretation. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player dramatically reads the flavor text of that card.)

Other creatures you control have Ward—Oral Interpretation.

"Ah, the art of flavor text, a delicate dance of words! Like the swirling mists of a forgotten realm, it must beckon the reader with just the right allure. Too short, and it leaves them wanting; too long, and it becomes a tome of te