Toast of the Triumphant

Choose two -
* Creatures you control get +2/+1 and gain indestructible until your next turn.
* Creatures you control gain first strike and vigilance until your next turn.
* Toast of the Triumphant deals X damage, divided as you choose among any number of targets, where X is the number of creatures you control.
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"A toast to the great hero who ensured our continued prosperity!"