Tyrion, God of Tits and Wine

Equip Abilities are reduced by {2}
Equipment You control have "whenever the Equipped creature deals combat damage to a player you get an emblem that says" "whenever a land enters the Battlefield under your control create a treasure token that taps for 2 additional mana"
A Lannister always pays his debts-Whenever you Sacrifice An Artifact Token create a tapped token of that Artifact Token and it gains a stun counter
Lannister Returns{2}{r/w}{g}{t}Return Target Artifact to the battlefield tapped from yo