Ultimate Consipiracy

Put a 1/1 black Cleric creature token with deathtouch onto the battlefield. Then, put X 1/1 black Cleric creature tokens with deathtouch onto the battlefield where X is half the number of creatures you control, rounded down.
Epic (For the rest of the game, you can't cast spells. At the beginning of each of your upkeeps, copy this spell except for its epic ability. You may choose new targets for the copy.)