Vayra, Retired Adventurer

Trample, Barkeep 1. (Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, this and that creature get +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Other Orcs, Ogres, and Trolls you control
have Barkeep 1.
"Y'know, back when I was doin' quests and all that, I wasn't nearly as pathetic as you."