Vogon Poetry

"O' freddled gruntbugly|"
-Major Save vs. Fear: apply Minor Pen. below
"Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles"
-Epic Save vs. Pain: Minor Combat Pen. 1 hr.
"Are slurping hagrilly up the axelgrurts"
-Basic Save vs PSI: Basic Damage direct to HP
"Like jowling meated liverslime"
{dash}Major Save vs. Insanity: Gain 1 Insanity
"Or else I shall rend thee, see if I don't"
{dash}Minor Save vs. Death: You Die!