Walmart, the Mega Plains

{t}: Add {w}

Upon battlefield entry, each opponent may search their library for an Equipment card, reveal it, and put it onto the battlefield. Equipment added this way gain:
“Equipped creature has -1/-1 and this equipment’s activated abilities cost 1 more to activate.”

If one or more opponents add equipment in this way, you gain 3 life and draw a card

"Open 25 hours a day. Now with 80% more despair."