War

In someplace important to you, an evil army
rises to attack, strengthened by the Deck of
Fate. In 2d4+1 hours it will invade & destroy
all in its path!
"US economy in free fall? NATO falls apart?
Ukraine out of peace talks? The world looks to
trade with our ally China? Who knew one little
pee pee tape could get me so much? Is good to
be KGB." -Vladimir, Destroyer of 'Merica