Ward of Verbosity

Creatures you control have first strike when blocking.

Prevent all damage dealt to you by cards with flavor text less than half of their total text.
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For every complex spell, intricate strategy, and Daedalian daemon in the Cabal army, there stood a Daru creature so pure and simple, its only plan was: ‘Hit the demon thing.’ And in the end, that was all the Daru needed.