Wasteful Wizardry

Choose one: -Destroy target indestructible permanent. -Tap target planeswalker. -You lose 2 life and gain 2 life. -Wasteful Wizardry deals 3 damage to target land. -Put a +1/+1 counter on target enchantment.
"I don't think this card works the way it was intended." -Bucky, flavor-text writer