Westley and Buttercup

First strike, haste
When Westley and Buttercup enters the battlefield, Westley and Buttercup deals 5 damage to all other creatures.
Whenever Westley and Buttercup deals combat damage to a player, you may return a red instant or sorcery from your graveyard to your hand.
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