William Murderface

indestructible

As long as your devotion to black is less than five, William Murderface isn't a creature.

Whenever another creature you control dies, you may pay 2 life. If you do, draw a card.

{1}{b}, Sacrifice another creature: Target creature gets -2/-1 until end of turn.

"I play the bass… like a hammer smashing a face." -William Murderface