You Monster

Gain control of target creature. Its controller may cry and sit on a fetal position until 30 seconds after this spell was casted. If an impartial judge decrees his or her action as valid, counter this spell. This condition isn't stackable. (If you casted this spell two times under 30 seconds, override the previous duration and so on.)
"Apparently, fate has denied you to have control over the B.F.M. Oh no, please don't do that to me..."