Zagreus, Hand of Hades

Menace
Other enchantment creatures you control have menace.
Whenever Zagreus enters the battlefield or attacks, exile up to one target non-Aura enchantment card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's a 3/3 black Zombie creature in addition to its other types.

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