Zoom Schwartz

If you read any of the rules text on this card out loud, drink 1 for explaining and you lose 5 life
Choose one-
•Morgan - Target creature you control deals damage to target creature you don’t control
•Alegna - Everyone drink 1 and gains 4 life, this applies to all games occurring in the room
•Shandoor - Deal 5 damage to target opponent
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“You can’t zoom a zoom, you can’t schwartz a schwartz, but you can fuck Kolby’s sister”